Tuesday, September 9th, 2014

Alex Robinson recently purchased a house in Charlestown, just a few miles from Scotch ’n Sirloin, and began doing renovations. As he was pulling up old floorboards, he received a message from the past.

“I really liked the floors Albert Stella put in, but I wasn’t able to keep them,” said Robinson. “I realized the floors weren’t level, so the only thing to do was pull them up. Lo and behold, I was told to go fuck myself.”

Lo and behold, indeed.

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