Massages Are Not for Me

Friday, February 27th, 2015

A Brief List of Alternate Names for a “Happy Ending” I Came Up With During My One and Likely Only Professional Massage, During Which I Expended a Great Deal of Energy Suppressing the Urge to Facetiously Request One of These While Pretending to Be Unsure of the Actual Term

  • Closing Wink

  • Delighted Denouement

  • Enjoyable Exit

  • Final Smile

  • Joyous Conclusion

In the end I allowed only muffled giggling to escape. This was and remained a massage only.

Massage Only of Newburyport
Someone went a little overboard with the filtering here.
[Photo courtesy of P. Kafasis]

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