A Brief List of Alternate Names for a “Happy Ending” I Came Up With During My One and Likely Only Professional Massage, During Which I Expended a Great Deal of Energy Suppressing the Urge to Facetiously Request One of These While Pretending to Be Unsure of the Actual Term
In the end I allowed only muffled giggling to escape. This was and remained a massage only.
Someone went a little overboard with the filtering here.
[Photo courtesy of P. Kafasis]