Blink Twice if You Need an Extraction, Chris Christie 

Last night, for reasons I can’t fathom, Chris Christie was with Donald Trump in Florida. What the hell was the current governor of New Jersey doing in the sunshine state? Why, he was introducing a victorious Donald Trump to a crowd of supporters, after which he stood behind Trump like a cardboard cut-out. A terrified, haunted cardboard cut-out.

Chris Christie, horror-struck

In January, Christie rightly caught flak for being in New Hampshire when NJ was about to get hit by a bad winter storm, but at least at the time he was still running for president. That’s a poor excuse, but “introducing another nominee to his supporters” is far worse.

Previously in the awfulness of Chris Christie: The Town Car Is Worse