Listen to Me. Listen to Your Heart. Listen To…

You can guess that a story with the headline “Caterpillars Drum Their Anuses To Find New Friends” is going to be at least weird, and probably somewhat amusing. You don’t necessarily expect to be instructed thusly, however:

Instructions to listen to the anal drumming

It’s not exactly John Bonham or Keith Moon, but it’s got a beat you can dance to.