I Have Died, Walgreens. Please Stop Emailing Me.

Recently, I received an email from Walgreens.com, with this subject line:

  • Are you still there?

Jesus Crist, Walgreens, could you back up off of me? Chill out and don’t be so goddamned needy. You’re a drugstore chain, and I don’t need or want an in-depth relationship with you where we speak on a daily, weekly, or even monthly basis.

They miss me so much that they want to make sure I get deals, like 10% off vitamins and supplements! And yet, no, Walgreens, I am not still interested in getting great online deals. In truth, I never was.