I missed it when this was posted seven months ago. The Frequently Asked Questions are especially cutting.

Q: Can I just print a transcript of what Donald Trump actually said?

A: No. This is very mean and bad. What Donald Trump actually says is, of course, uniformly good and correct. But sometimes if you just write it out and give it to people to see, they will not think so. Therefore, this is to be avoided.

Sadly this piece is as relevant as ever, even down to the very last question.