Your Move, TSA 

Tuesday, March 7th, 2017

Apparently, the TSA is standardizing their pat-down procedure, with “enhanced” measures. The LA Times has more information, including this note:

Passengers have the right to request a private pat-down screening and ask to be accompanied by a companion of their choice.

“Yes, I’d like to go to a private room, and I’d like Tina Fey to join us. I think she’ll keep things light!”

Previously in Security Theater: Meet the Resistance

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