Condolences to Mostik’s Family 

Vladimir Putin will not abide this.

Last week, Russian president Vladimir Putin ceremonially opened a new bridge to Crimea, territory Russia annexed in 2014. However, according to the crew that constructed the bridge, Putin was in fact not the first across the bridge. That honor belongs to Mostik, a cat adopted by the bridge builders. It seems likely that this cat will be deceased soon enough. Watch for reports of Mostik’s “suicide”, sure to come in the near future.