Indian engineer Rameschandra Fefar only managed to get in to work for 16 days in the past 8 months. However, he had a good explanation when questioned about his absences.

“I am Lord Vishnu’s 10th incarnation as Kalki,” he responded in writing. “I am doing penance at home by entering into the fifth dimension to change the global conscience. This work I cannot do in the office.”

That is a pretty good excuse.