I Suppose True Equality Would Be a ’Roided-Up Female Ballplayer 

Monday, October 22nd, 2018

Do you know a baseball-obsessed girl who wants to pretend to get gum cancer? You’re in luck, because America’s favorite imitation tobacco chew product “Big League Chew” will soon feature a woman on its packaging.

The product itself is still pretty disgusting, but this packaging sure beats the horrifying steroid-enhanced monsters of my ’90s Little League youth.

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