Rocketing Himself to the Absolute Top Spot on the “Naughty” List 

For Christmas, I got you a reminder that Donald Trump is terrible at seemingly everything:

In a Christmas Eve call, Trump asked a 7-year-old named Coleman whether the child still believes in Santa Claus.

“Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it’s marginal, right?” Trump asked Coleman.

I’m sure this child has done extensive polling, and also understands the word “marginal”, you complete and utter waste of atoms.