His Nickname is “Fat” 

Drug dealers are people too. People who like cookies.

Today, in Milkshake Duckery: That guy in South Carolina who bought out an entire table’s worth of Girl Scout cookies so the girls could get out of the cold has now been arrested by the DEA on federal drug charges.


Detric McGowan buying cookies; Detric McGowan’s mugshot

Though the two events happened in quick succession, the arrest appears to be unrelated to McGowan’s cookie purchase and subsequent viral appearance online.