Mundane Halloween 

How about “Man who respects your hustle at making a costume, but just doesn't have that kind of time or energy”?

Japan’s “jimi Halloween” is a true delight. This collection of mundane costumes starts out on a very high note, with “guy who spotted a cockroach right before going to bed and grabbed whatever he could find”:

A man in pajamas holding some sort of Windex and what looks to be a WD-40 equivalent

The rest of the collection is wonderful as well, though, and I really like the aesthetic of the whole thing. Next year, rustle up a “Guy who forget to make a Halloween costume” costume.