Smart Toilets Will Know Who You Are and What You Did ∞

“A mountable toilet system for personalized health monitoring via the analysis of excreta” is an incredibly fancy way of describing this.

I know what you’re thinking. “Why would anyone want their toilet to be smart?!” Well, what if I told you your analprint is as unique as a fingerprint, and it could be used to automatically identify you? Perhaps that would change your mind about a potential high-tech toilet add-on that would use multiple cameras and other sensors to track your health by analyzing your excretions.