A Danish kids show called “John Dillermand” probably doesn’t sound too interesting, until you learn that “Diller” is Danish slang for “penis”. Apparently, the title character has an absurdly long male member, and uses it in all manner of situations. It’s difficult to believe this is real, but you can see the opening credits right on YouTube.1
John Dillermand’s diller tames a lion
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