In recent weeks, while wandering the outside world, I’ve noticed several inane bits of text. Here is a short list:

• A hat with the text “I LOVE YOU SAY IT BACK”

  

  This appears to be from a…clothing line (?) called “Lonely Ghost”. I don’t really know what to make of any of this, but if you’d like your own goofy hat, you can get it for just four interest-free payments of $7.50. Or you could, if it weren’t sold out.

• This exact bumper sticker, which states “My cat is a Democrat”

  

  It would be easy to read this as an insult to Democrats. However, as I saw it on a Prius in deep blue Massachusetts, I assume the cat’s owner is a Democrat as well. As such, it’s just a rather senseless sticker.

  More importantly, it’s also wrong. All cats are anarchists who just want to watch the world burn.

• A shirt which read “I have two titles: Aunt and Dogmom and I rock them both”

  

  It was not this particular shirt, but the message was the same. I can’t understand someone who identifies themselves by these two roles, and yet apparently at least two different people in the world have decided to sell shirts with this message.

I hope you have enjoyed this brief collection of stupidity.