The Math Says Make It Look Like a Wanger 

I would perhaps have calculated differently.

All rockets are rather phallic, but the rocket which took Jeff Bezos to space on Tuesday was especially so. Just look at it:

A visual of the rocket Bezos took to the edge of space, which looks an awful lot like a penis.
“I don’t know, sir. But it looks like a giant…”

The Guardian dove in on just why this rocket looked especially like a penis.