Censored Cheetos 

Sure, “Cornchos”, that's a good name.

It’s illegal to openly sell Cheetos in Germany, due to trademark concerns related to a product called “Chitos”, which doesn’t actually exist.

Chitos are a color, an emotion, a state of mind. They’re that look in his eyes when you tell him you love him. They are you and me

As a result, there’s all sorts of gray-area selling and importing going on. It seems like a lot for Cheetos.