The Sheriff Never Has Any Good One-Liners 

Fortunately for all involved, the portable toilets were actually empty.

Portable toilets spilling out over a highway is a mildly amusing story. However, it becomes worth a link when you get a quip like this:

One of the responding sheriff’s deputies could be heard on radio communications saying he was “responding to that crappy situation.”

Nicely done! That is why you don’t shoot the deputy.