Fentanyl Is Really Bad News, Y’all 

Also, that’s a much smaller quantity than you’d expect.

The headline “DEA seized enough fentanyl to kill every person in the U.S. in 2022” just makes me think “Fine, fine, let’s just get it over with already”.1.

Anyhow, uh, happy holidays!


  1. This dark joke is certainly derived from the immortal words of Philip J. Fry, who hilariously said “I wish they’d just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It’s the waiting I can’t stand.” (Archived here)↩︎