Maybe Don’t Send a Festive Message at All 

That’s a really long hour.

Last week, things were a little less than merry over in old England, when a medical practice sent the following two texts:

Text 1: Diagnosis Aggressive lung cancer with metastases; Text 2: Please accept our sincere apologies for the previous text message sent. This has been sent in error. Our message to you should have read We wish you a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

In their defence defense, the keys are like right next to each other.