How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? 

I only just now noticed that Lenny Wosniak has not one, but two, skateboards.

It was funny when “21 Jump Street” sent 20-somethings back to high school. It was even funnier when “30 Rock” parodied that.1 But when a near 30-year-old in New Jersey does it, it’s just odd.

A 2017 picture of the criminal

Even in a photo from 2017, this woman did not look 14. I am very curious to know why she did this, and how she thought she’d get away with it.


  1. The video is archived here. ↩︎