You Can’t Drink Funko Pop 

Good work, Goodkind.

Alright, this is a pretty solid quip:

Thirty million dollars worth of Funko Pop! figures – those big-headed, vinyl pop-culture dolls – will soon make their way into the hands of a new collector: The garbage collector.

The unfortunate story here is that Funko produced so much plastic crap that they now need to discard of a large portion of that plastic crap, in an effort to reduce the storage costs for their plastic crap. That’s pretty terrible.