Recently, some monstrous customs agents in Belgium destroyed over two thousand Millers High Life. Why? Because the beverage’s slogan proclaims itself to be “The Champagne of Beers”.

The move came after a trade association for the Champagne industry complained that the term should be used only on bottles of sparkling wine, made using a traditional method in Champagne, France.

You maniacs! You crushed it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!