I am amused by this crime:

A German museum employee swapped out a painting with a fake and then sold the original to buy luxury goods, including a Rolls Royce and expensive wristwatches, according to a Munich court.

In addition to swapping out a painting, the criminal in question also simply took several from storage. It all feels like a real “I could totally just do this” kind of fantasy, of the type that one might dream up, but shouldn’t act on. Of course, given that the criminal bought a Rolls-Royce after his crimes only netted him about $65,000, he obviously wasn’t making the best decisions.