They Should’ve Put Some Stats on the Back 

It’s no “Fuck Face” Billy Ripken card, but it’s still pretty good.

Not long after last week’s bee delay and subsequent apian heroics, trading card company Topps issued a Matt Hilton trading card. Thanks to reader Jack B. for alerting me to this delightful nonsense:

Topps announced the card by tweeting that they’d signed a deal with Hilton, so presumably, he’s receiving some money for this. However, he’s not the only party involved in this incident who got a card:

As far as I’ve seen, the bees have been denied compensation.