This Man Should Definitely Have Some Regerts ∞

As if England’s national team needed this jinx.

A decade ago, I declared that if you need someone to tell you your tattoo idea is shitty, I’m your man. That offer still stands true. To each their own, of course, but I am simply not a fan of tattoos. So, at your request, I will gladly tell you your proposed tattoo is a bad idea. No charge!

Dan Thomas should have availed himself of my services.