Earlier this month, I was slightly amused by the headline “Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him”. That’s a real petard hoisting for Bryan Johnson, who has dedicated both himself and his wealth to an attempt at living forever.

Just a couple weeks later, I was confronted with another headline about Johnson and, well, his johnson. Also, I guess, his son’s. I apologize in advance for this: “Anti-ageing obsessed millionaire Bryan Johnson gets backlash for comparing erections to his son’s”. The story is, frankly, pretty ick.

You know what’s cooler than spending millions of dollars to possibly extend your life while also tracking erections? Almost everything, but in particular, building libraries.