Long before he was a billionaire, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang worked at an Oregon Denny’s location for several years. According to Denny’s, “Back then, always on the move, hunger and genius struck”, and Huang created a not-at-all famous dish, now called “Breakfast Bytes”:

“Genius” might be overstating it. Also, I’d really like a picture showing how this is consumed. If it’s made to be eaten on the move, presumably it does not require a knife and fork. So then, does one eat it like a taco and get syrup all over their hands? Did no one think to put the syrup on the inside, along with the sausage? Am I a culinary genius?

Anyhow, a decade later, Huang had moved from food service to tech. In 1993, a booth at a San Jose Denny’s was the location where Huang and his co-founders agreed to form Nvidia. All of that is apparently the reason why Nvidia partnered with Denny’s to promote a limited-time branded menu offering.

“NVIDIA Breakfast Bytes” is certainly no “Moons Over My Hammy”, but it has a certain understated stupidity all its own. Sadly (?), I took too long to write about this. The limited-time offer ran out earlier this month, and the Bytes have now left the menu. Sorry or you’re welcome.