If It’s Eerie, Please Be Leery 

If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, lie down. If it’s gummy, put in tummy.

Workers at the San Diego Humane Society are caring for an orphaned bear cub they hope to release back into the wild. In an attempt to prevent the cub from bonding with humans, they’re even wearing a bear costume, and doesn’t that sound sweet? Wait, before you answer, gaze upon this eldritch horror:

An animal rescue worker in a horror movie-looking bear costume

If you avoid making eye contact, I’m reasonably confident that human-in-a-bear-suit won’t come through the screen to murder you.