Not a Booze Bag 

9 out of 10 doctors say a couple beer miles a year is fiiiiine.

A decade ago, I wrote:

For the uninformed, a beer mile is a rather ridiculous kind of race wherein participants drink a beer, then run a quarter mile, four times in a row. The world record for men is an absolutely insane 4:47.17.

Since then, Canadian Corey Bellmore has knocked a full 20 seconds off that record, emerging as far and away the world’s best beer miler.