Hair Today, Teeth Tomorrow 

Barbers used to be dentists, and maybe one day, they will be again.

Have you ever been brushing your teeth, and realized you had a hair in your mouth that you’d just been pushing all over your teeth and gums, and then you needed to extract the wispy little bastard from your frothy maw immediately before it made you vomit? Either way, toothpaste made for your own hair sure sounds appealing.