You’re Gonna Need a Thicker Wetsuit 

You all know me. Know how I don’t like shark bites.

In an effort to reduce injuries from shark bites, scientists have developed bite-resistant wetsuits.

“It’s basically very, very simple. In the extremely rare event that you get bitten by a shark, this material will hopefully make you bleed less than you would if you were not wearing this.”

Also in an effort to reduce injuries from shark bites, I’ll be staying out of the ocean.