Let he or she who has never found themselves praying to the porcelain god cast the first stone against this poor hungover little wretch.
Don’t miss the surveillance video, too.1
This story blew up two whole days ago, so naturally, you can now buy swag. I’m a bit disappointed that the illustration does not include the oh-so-perfect toilet, but they’ve nonetheless already sold thousands of shirts.
Footnotes:
That video is archived here. ↩︎
