Happy Mother’s Lengths of Time

I had to type “D-a-y” letter by letter, like an animal.

Monday, May 11th, 2026

As I wrote a text message yesterday, I was presented with the dumbest set of auto-suggestions I can recall ever seeing. Please marvel at the ridiculousness:

A line of text that says “Happy Mother’s” and auto suggestions of “Week”, “Month”, and “Weekend”

Mothers certainly deserve a full month, but at present, that’s not what we’ve got.