In order to increase subscriber numbers, The Onion is trying to sponsor a college football bowl game. Why the heck not?
Apparently, a sponsorship can be had for a few hundred thousand dollars. Can we all go splitsies and get our own ridiculous bowl?
“The Tsunami Bowl” sounds pretty good to me.
Wednesday, November 11th, 2026
In order to increase subscriber numbers, The Onion is trying to sponsor a college football bowl game. Why the heck not?
Apparently, a sponsorship can be had for a few hundred thousand dollars. Can we all go splitsies and get our own ridiculous bowl?