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Dolly Parton was the Book Lady 

Giving away hundreds of million of books is an incredible legacy.

Dolly Parton died on Tuesday, but the legacy of her Imagination Library will live on. It’s the best of humanity.

Dolly herself was from a hollow in East Tennessee, and understood that any attempt at equity would begin with the alphabet. Dolly’s father never learned to read or write, a fact that always bothered her because she could see how intelligent he was. When she started the Imagination Library in 1995 in Tennessee, it was an act of retroactive love for a man who didn’t get to dream as big as his world-famous daughter was able to…At the time of her death, the Imagination Library had expanded to mail 270 million books to children in five countries.

Andrew Carnegie built libraries. Dolly Parton did too.

Someday, Our Wretched Flag May Be Replaced 

Flag-design-by-politics doesn’t seem to be working.

Previously, I wrote about hopes for a better Massachusetts state flag. Sadly, a year on from that post, we seem to be no closer to replacing it, as this Boston Magazine article details.

On the plus side, I did learn the full story on how Maine’s (sadly unofficial) Lone Pine flag rose to prominence. As well, some key principles to good flag design were shared, courtesy of North American Vexillological Association’s secretary Ted Kay:

A flag should be simple—so simple a child could draw it from memory. It should use just two to three colors, be distinctive, and deploy “meaningful symbolism.” And there should be no lettering or seals.

Massachusetts’s current flag fails this test very, very badly. Maybe someday, that will no longer be true.

The Wrong Kind of American 

Though she’s left the CIA, Julia Curlee is still serving.

Julia Curlee is a trans woman who ably served the CIA under four presidents. That ended last year, after the second Trump administration decided she was the wrong kind of American. Now, she’s sharing her story publicly.

We Need More From the Media 

Everything is so exhaustingly stupid.

Speaking of terrible things that have stuck in my mind1, I’ve been hung up on something I read a few weeks ago. Following Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s moronic reference to “DEI bike lanes”, the Department of Transportation began stripping evidence-based tools and information on bike safety from government websites. Never mind that data shows bike lanes make roads safer for all users, including drivers, all without causing congestion. This idiotic new front in the cultural wars must be fought, truth be damned.

It gets dumber. When NPR inquired about these website changes, they received a response from a DOT spokesperson which included the following:

“Since nearly 80% of the population uses cars to get to work and
their important medical appointments, we are taking a closer look at federal guidance to ensure American families have the infrastructure they need,”2 the spokesperson said. “This is a common sense approach despite the Left’s belief that everyone should ride a bike to their shoebox-sized apartment to eat crickets to achieve a phony climate agenda.”

I’ve added emphasis to that last sentence, because it’s so profoundly stupid that it makes me want to scream.

The spokesperson who provided this quote was not named in the piece. I would argue they also should not have been quoted at all. Doing so elevated a completely ridiculous reply in a way it did not deserve. It would serve no useful purpose to quote the ravings of a dementia patient, and that’s the level we’re on here.

The media should strive to be unbiased, and they’re not actually doing that very well lately. When one side perpetually acts in bad faith, lazy both-sides journalism is just a weapon for them to spread their misinformation. Journalists aren’t supposed to be mere stenographers, and putting falsehoods on equal footing with facts and data is bad for society.

In other words, printing that quote without calling it out normalized nonsense. When someone attempts to pass off bullshit as reasoned discussion, reporting it as straight news isn’t being unbiased. It’s just being used.


Footnotes:

  1. After that post, I heard from multiple fans of the hummingbird moth. I’m sorry to have yucked your figurative yums. I can only say that I know what I don’t like, and I don’t like that bug! But hey, more hummingbird moths for you folks to enjoy. *Shudder* ↩︎

  2. I feel compelled to note that of course a huge percentage of Americans currently use cars frequently, because decades of transportation policy has privileged cars at the expense of our health, our safety, and our sanity. That doesn’t mean we have to continue the folly forever. ↩︎

Subsidized Internet for Vacant Homes 

In this case, the internet is a series of tubes to nowhere.

Adak Island is 1,200 miles from Anchorage, and all but deserted since its naval base closed in 1997. Nevertheless, it receives government-subsidized internet service at a cost of over $340,000 a year. And it seems not a single person is using it.

We know this because we flew to the island in June and visited every building the company itself told regulators it serves. We knocked on every door. Talked to every person we could find.

Not a single one told us they subscribe to the island’s subsidized internet service.

What an incredible waste of money.

Betting on the Wedding 

The classiest wedding bet is on how long the marriage will last.

I’ve been quite horrified by the rapid spread of gambling in American society in recent years, but even still, betting on weddings seems like a tacky new low to me.

And the Daytime Emmy Goes to…John Oliver’s Wig! 

“This…is Devlin St. John.”

Recently, comedian and TV host John Oliver has made guest appearances on two different soap operas. For his “Days of Our Lives” stint, he even brought his own wig, and it is magnificent:

A dramatic close-up of John Oliver playing “Devlin St. John”.
[Photo credit: Days of Our Lives]

I like to think that if I were a celebrity, this is the kind of nonsense I’d get up to.

Sunfish Smashing 

Chill out, orcas.

Humanity may deserve having killer whales sink our boats, but I don’t think sunfish deserve to be rammed so hard they explode.

Grenoble’s War on Visual Pollution 

Getting rid of both ads and the structures they lived on is a real win.

Here’s a nice contrast against BMW’s recent misconduct. Since the mid-2010s, the French city of Grenoble has been working to reduce visual pollution by removing billboards and other needless advertising structures. It’s certainly nice to think of being less inundated with advertising.

The Nicest Man in New York 

He has no malice in his heart.

I fear it’s been a bit of a negative week here on OFT, so let’s end it on a higher note. There’s good news, as all “Chuck Norris Facts” are now about this Chuck Norris. He is very clearly the superior specimen.