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Trust AI Less 

AI output should be labeled, and it should be less confident in itself.

Cursor, makers of an AI-powered code editor, recently found their business undermined by an AI-powered chatbot that invented a user-hostile policy.

When the user contacted Cursor support, an agent named “Sam” told them it was expected behavior under a new policy. But no such policy existed, and Sam was a bot. The AI model made the policy up, sparking a wave of complaints and cancellation threats documented on Hacker News and Reddit.

Last year, Air Canada learned that they were responsible for their chatbot. Now, Cursor is learning the same lesson.

Previously in confident wrongness: Warning: AI Does Not Understand Satire

Don’t Lick A Badger, Period 

Forget twice, you shouldn’t lick it even once.

When you ask AI for the meaning of nonsense phrases, it may just give you a completely made up answer. And calling these “false premise searches”, as Google’s spokesperson has done, is quite a clumsy attempt at shifting the blame from their broken system to users.

Returning to the Scene of the Rescue 

The article describes the man as “hapless”, and that seems right.

In Japan, the same man had to be rescued from Mount Fuji twice in the span of just a few days. Why? Well, because he left his phone behind.

Media reports said the climber had returned to the 3,776-metre peak on Friday because he had left his phone and other items at the scene of his first rescue. It was unclear if he had managed to find the device.

Could some other, better climber go get this guy’s stuff so no one needs to make a third rescue?

377% of “Much Too Low” Is Still “Too Low” 

Alas, that lovely upside-down glowing heart was discontinued.

America’s recent tariff nonsense led CNet to write an article with the headline “Shein, Temu Prices Surge as High as 377% Ahead of Tariff Increases”. Given the nature of those sites, that means prices are now just “uncomfortably cheap”, up from of “disturbingly cheap”.

Today, in Urinal Science 

One day, the evils of splashback will be eliminated.

Scientists at the University of Waterloo have developed better urinals:

That CyberTruck-looking “Cornucopia” is about a step and a half removed from the funnels used by astronauts. But the Nautilus looks classy, and apparently represents a marked improvement.

The Latest on Rümeysa Öztürk 

Free Rümeysa now.

Since shortly after Rümeysa Öztürk was abducted by federal government agents on March 25, she’s been trapped in an ICE detention facility in Louisiana. The situation is a disgrace, and there are many, many officials who should be ashamed of themselves. I’m certainly ashamed of their actions.

Öztürk now has a substantial legal team in her corner, and they’ve submitted a filing in which she describes her experience.1 It is chilling, and it ought to be required reading for every American. Excerpts follow:

5. I was detained on March 25, 2025 in the early evening. I was speaking to my mother on the phone when several men approached me on the street and then surrounded me and I screamed.

6. Since appearing on the Canary Mission website in February, I had begun to be afraid that I could be targeted for violence. When the men approached me, my first thought was that they were not government officials but private individuals who wanted to harm me. I felt very scared and concerned as the men surrounded me and grabbed my phone from me.

7. I asked who they were, and they said they were the police. I asked them for badges and one showed me a gold badge but it happened so quickly I couldn’t tell what it said. But I didn’t think that they were the police because I had never seen police approach and take someone away like this. I thought they were people who had doxxed me and I was afraid for my safety. They also didn’t respond when I asked why and if they were arresting me. I saw a neighbor recording the scene.

10. They took me out of the car and shackled my feet and belly and then put me in the car again. I again asked to speak with my attorney, but they told me that I could not.

12. We changed cars and different officers got into the car with me. I asked for a woman officer to be with us, but they said none were around. They were all wearing civilian clothes. I thought this was a strange situation and was sure they were going to kill me.

I’ve added that emphasis, but it’s a very poor substitute for screaming it out loud at every single person in the government. This is sickening. No arrest should be carried out in this manner, least of all the arrest of a graduate student who has been accused of no crime whatsoever. A foundational aspect of the rule of law in America is that even the most hardened criminal deserves due process. Yet these despicable people, and their despicable actions, caused Öztürk to reasonably fear for her life. That is simply monstrous.

There has been some progress, as last Friday, a judge ruled Öztürk must be returned to Vermont for a bail hearing by May 1. That’s a small glimmer of hope. Disgustingly, however, the federal government appealed that ruling yesterday. It remains to be seen if things will end better than they began.


Footnotes:

  1. That declaration is archived here. ↩︎

The Canine Pacesetter 

“Possibly being a black Labrador retriever”

It’s two days after Marathon Monday here in Boston, and thus a fine time to check in on, uh, a “happy, spirited dog” who ran with the race leaders in 1961, before wreaking havoc.

For a seemingly impossible distance of roughly 10 miles, the dog happily led the Norris-Oksanen-Kelley group. Then, as the trio approached the fatefully-named Lower Newton Falls, disaster struck.

After the race, Kelley the Younger defended the dog, and praised the gentlemanly actions of Englishman Fred Norris.

Results From the Robot Half-Marathon 

Good game, robots.

It’s Marathon Monday here in Boston, and thus a fine time to check in on Beijing’s robot half-marathon first noted back in January, which has now taken place. The event was not a resounding success for the robots. For example, while humans sometimes collapse at the finish line of a race, here’s one robot entrant at the starting line:

An inauspicious beginning

21 teams entered a robot, but only 6 managed to complete the race. Even those robots that did complete 13.1 miles still took advantage of some helpful accommodations:

…robot contestants were allowed to get new batteries during the race. Companies were also allowed to swap their androids with substitutes when they could no longer compete, though each substitution came with a 10-minute penalty.

The winning robot, Tiangong Ultra, took 2 hours and 40 minutes to complete its run, which seems to put it in about the bottom 20% or so of all human finishers.1 While advancements are certain in the future, human records and even most hobbyist PRs are safe for the time being.


Footnotes:

  1. That page is a bit confused, and perhaps shows only results for males? Though it asks for details like age and gender, the results are always the same.

    A chart showing a 2 hour and 40 minute time is slower than 79.2% of runners.

    Whatever the case, it’s fair to say 2:40 is not a very fast half-marathon. ↩︎

Hey, I Think Someone Might Be a Real Dummy 

Now he’ll have other rent-free accommodations.

For two days, I’ve been ruefully chuckling at the headline “Man who didn’t want to look after girlfriend’s pet sent bomb threat to cruise she was on”. It’s just such a hilariously out-of-proportion response to something that is barely a problem!

Joshua Lowe, from Michigan, admitted that he was annoyed that he had to watch pets while his partner and her family went on a Caribbean cruise, leading him to take drastic measures.

Specifically, those drastic measures were an email that said “Hey, I think someone might have a bomb on your sunrise cruise ship.” That email was traced back to him pretty readily.

Assistant US Attorney Nils Kessler said: “FBI agents traced the email address to Lowe, who was living with his girlfriend’s family,” Kessler said.

What do you bet that Lowe was living there rent-free?

AI Companies Should Embrace Sharp Angles 

Claude really ought to be paying royalties to the estate of Kurt Vonnegut.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an AI company in possession of a good fortune of VC cash, must be in want of a butthole logo.