Previous “Links” posts

Los Angeles to Shanghai, by Way of San Francisco 

That pilot is not going to live this down.

“Folks, this is your captain speaking…I’m afraid we’re going to have to turn around…I seem to have, uhh…forgotten my passport.”

ChatGPT Makes a Murderer 

My hope is that Holmen understood what would happen, and is sacrificing for the greater good.

The first thing to know is that Arve Hjalmar Holmen did not murder his children, no matter what ChatGPT says.

The second thing to know is that thanks to the Streisand effect, the name “Arve Hjalmar Holmen” is now indelibly linked with the phrase “a convicted criminal who murdered two of his children and attempted to murder his third son”.

The Tool Quandry 

That’s not a good place to be.

When it comes to a concert, what exactly does “a unique set” mean? It’s possible the courts will decide.

This Is a Normal Candy Review 

I’m sorry.

Would you like to take your mind off of the horror of American politics for a bit? Enjoy Geraldine DeRuiter’s review of some Christmas candy she found at the Goodwill?

He’s Not Wrong 

That’s why it hurts so much.

The Statue of Liberty is one of the most famous sculptures in the world. It’s also one of the most famous gifts in the world, having been given to America by France. For well over a century, it has served as a prominent symbol of the United States. Quoting from the relevant Wikipedia page:

The statue is a figure of a classically draped woman, likely inspired by the Roman goddess of liberty Libertas. In a contrapposto pose, she holds a torch above her head with her right hand, and in her left hand carries a tabula ansata inscribed JULY IV MDCCLXXVI (July 4, 1776, in Roman numerals), the date of the U.S. Declaration of Independence. With her left foot she steps on a broken chain and shackle, commemorating the national abolition of slavery following the American Civil War. After its dedication the statue became an icon of freedom and of the United States, being subsequently seen as a symbol of welcome to immigrants arriving by sea.

In the pedestal of the monument, a plaque with Emma Lazarus’s poem “The New Colossus” can be found. It includes this text:

“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

The Statue of Liberty has represented the very best that America has been, and all that it should aspire to be.

Now, French politician Raphael Glucksmann is demanding it back:

“We’re going to say to the Americans who have chosen to side with the tyrants, to the Americans who fired researchers for demanding scientific freedom: ‘Give us back the Statue of Liberty,'” he told cheering supporters.

Right now, America is unworthy of this statue. One day, I hope we may be again.

Awful AI Upscaling 

No one asked for this.

Netflix recently added the sitcom “A Different World” to their catalog, and they’re touting it as “high-definition”. To get there, someone apparently used AI to upscale footage, and the results are pretty terrible.

The intro credits already raise alarm bells, with mangled hands, misaligned facial features, bungled logos, and overall smeary lines that don’t meet up.

In other words, it’s all the hallmarks of sloppy AI…those shortcomings are apparent throughout the show.

PetaPixel has several good, albeit horrifying, screen caps, like these:

Personally, I’d very much like to live in a different world from this one, one with less AI slop.

Who Could Resist? 

Congress really ought to have been more specific.

Recently, while reading about one pathetic bootlicker’s attempt to create a new $250 bill featuring the hideous visage of Donald Trump, I found myself diverted toward more pleasant politics of the past. Specifically, our story today dates to around the Civil War, when the restriction barring the living from appearing on American currency was enacted. The reason for that prohibition is one Spencer Clark, the first superintendent of the National Currency Bureau.

In June 1864, the country was ready to produce its third round of fractional dollar notes. Congress decided it would honor William Clark, who famously explored the Louisiana Purchase with Meriwether Lewis between 1804 and 1806. But when Congress passed the bill to memorialize William Clark, the language of the bill only read “Clark.”

Given the opportunity presented, you may be able to guess what happened next.

A Bio-Integrated Gustatory Interface 

Today, in weird science…

Sure, virtual reality sometimes looks great. And with certain tactile technology, it might even feel great. But so far, it doesn’t taste great.

One thing VR can’t yet do, however, is simulate the experience of eating lunch. But that could change thanks to a new “bio-integrated gustatory interface” device called “e-Taste.”

I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say that we look forward to sucking on some hydrogel in the metaverse.

Unnecessary Violence Is Frowned Upon 

Between this and the Cooper's Hill Cheese Roll, England really has the best goofy group activities.

While murder isn’t allowed in most sports, few codify an explicit prohibition against it in their rulebook. Royal Shrovetide, a sort of medieval soccer or rugby, does. You probably won’t find information on this sport in an encyclopedia, but Wikipedia has it covered well.

We’re Living in a Society 

Seriously, don’t call other people “NPCs”.

Too many times in the past decade, I have found myself asking rhetorically “Remember shame?”. I think it was pretty valuable, societally speaking. I think it would be good for it to make a bit of a comeback. Barry Petchesky is open to the idea of lengthy prison terms for people who refuse to honor even the most basic aspects of the social contract. I’m right there with him.