Previous “Links” posts

Extraordinary Claims Require Extraordinary Evidence 

Perhaps more than a “cursory examination” is warranted.

Maybe the Social Security Administration is issuing payments to people it believes are 150 years old. Or maybe, just maybe, that’s a quirk of COBOL related to missing birthdate information. And maybe more than 10 million people over the age of 120 are collecting Social Security benefits. Or maybe, just maybe, that’s a database which includes information on deceased Americans. And definitely, definitely Elon Musk is either a liar, a loud idiot, or both.

Using AI for Good 

There IS plenty to swear about.

People with a motor neuron disease gradually lose their ability to move and control muscles. In time, they may lose their voices. Thanks to new technology, however, it’s sometimes possible for them to get a voice clone.

AI is bringing back those lost voices. Both Jules and Joyce have fed an AI tool built by ElevenLabs recordings of their old voices to re-create them. Today, they can “speak” in their old voices by typing sentences into devices, selecting letters by hand or eye gaze. It’s been a remarkable and extremely emotional experience for them—both thought they’d lost their voices for good.

That’s a pretty fantastic use of technology. It’s not without issues though, as Joyce Esser found, when she was temporarily banned for something she said.

Learn to BCC, Email Senders 

Colin Jost wins.

I once tweeted that the “Reply All” button found in email clients ought to require a permit, and I stand by that idea.1 An email sent by “New Yorker” editor Susan Morrison provides the latest supporting evidence.


Footnotes:

  1. X Formerly Twitter is no longer at all a reliable repository of information. It’s also a place many no longer wish to visit. Here’s a screenshot of the tweet from the carefree days of 2009:

    A tweet which reads “I really can't decide which Brother got it worse when it comes to names: Luigi Mario or Mario Mario“

    It’s unfortunate that past writing which I still find relevant lives there. ↩︎

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sabrina? 

Sorry, ugly people with good ideas.

How do you get funding for a new hardware company working to build smart bicycle handlebars?

The FliteDeck advanced handlebar setup

In 2025, the answer is apparently “OnlyFans”. Engineer Sabrina Fischer is a founder of Flite, which has been funded with the proceeds from sharing “cycling-related adult content” of Fischer, as well as her co-founder and romantic partner Matthias Huber. It’s certainly an unconventional way to bootstrap a business.

The Flitedeck handlebars first came to my attention thanks to an article in Wired, which mainly focused on the technology. Though the hardware will cost quite a bit more than my entire commuter bike, I am intrigued by the idea of something like CarPlay for a bike. Maybe someday.

Using OnlyFans as a funding source for a hardware startup is the real hook here, though. That novel idea is perhaps not great for society, but it has allowed Fischer and Huber to retain 100% of their equity, while also garnering more press for their invention. Thus far, the pair has no regrets.

Previously in unexpected members-only areas: Police Noted

A Foolish Man Who Built His House on the Sand 

Climate change is here.

Sea levels are rising. Land is eroding. Climate change is not a hoax. It’s as real as this multi-million dollar home that’s about to fall into the ocean, and we badly need to act.

Advertising Alfiasco 

Salesforce’s ad is bad, and they should feel bad.

Of late, Salesforce has been force-feeding us a truly bizarre Matthew McConaughey ad for their “Agentforce” AI product. Alan Kluegel does an excellent job of ripping it apart. To watch this ad is to descend into the mouth of madness.

Letters (and Illustrations) from Edward Gorey 

Some envelopes must be dark and dreary.

Edward Gorey was a prolific artist who wrote over 100 books and provided illustrations for 100s of others. He also apparently took the time to illustrate mailing envelopes, as seen in a new book called “From Ted to Tom: The Illustrated Envelopes of Edward Gorey”. It features:

50 illustrations that Gorey sent to his friend, Tom Fitzharris, at the height of their friendship in 1974 and 1975. Not content to simply drop his typewritten letters in the post, Gorey took the time to meticulously adorn each envelope with a one-of-a-kind artwork.

An illustrated envelope from Edward Gorey

Gorey’s style has always resonated with me, so the idea of receiving custom art in the mail like this is pretty incredible. Tom Fitzharris was a fortunate man, and now he’s sharing that good fortune with the world.

Self-Healing Roads 

It certainly sounds good. Maybe it’ll also smell good?

Apparently, adding a bit of recycled cooking oil to roads could help asphalt last longer. Nice work, science.

Architecture Better Than Their Food 

This post is neither endorsed nor sponsored by McDonald's Corporation.

When I wrote about Googie last month, I linked to a New York Times article which included stunning shots of the McDonald’s in Downey, California. That location is the chain’s oldest operating location in the world, and it’s visually arresting. Alas, McDonald’s in America has veered away from interesting architecture:

But across the country, McDonald’s golden arches, once among the most ubiquitous examples of Googie, are harder to find, as the company opts for plainer designs in newer locations.

In other places around the globe, McDonald’s restaurants are far more interesting. Photographer Gary He has a new book called “McAtlas”, and it features images of unique McDonald’s locations from dozens of different countries. Who knew there was a McDonald’s ski-thru?

A snow-covered McDonald’s ski-thru

Particularly given the non-existent vegetarian options at US locations, I may not be loving McDonald’s food, but I do love some of this architecture. CNN has a nice sampling of He’s work, which may whet your appetite for the full book.

China’s Robot Half-Marathon 

A pace robot might be a useful idea, at least.

In April, more than 20 companies will bring robots to compete in a half-marathon in Beijing. Robots are coming for our jobs, sure, but do they have to come for our hobbies too?

Previously in Beijing half-marathon weirdness: A Bad Look for the Beijing Half