The Most Human Human 

In an in-depth article for The Atlantic, Brian Christian details his experience as part of the annual Turing test, where makers of computerized intelligences attempt to show how human their creations can be.

In two hours, I will sit down at a computer and have a series of five-minute instant-message chats with several strangers. At the other end of these chats will be a psychologist, a linguist, a computer scientist, and the host of a popular British technology show. Together they form a judging panel, evaluating my ability to do one of the strangest things I’ve ever been asked to do.

I must convince them that I’m human.

Fortunately, I am human; unfortunately, it’s not clear how much that will help.

It’s a long read, but it’s fascinating as well.

The Lego Illustrated Bible 

Over at Brick Testament, you can read the Bible the way God intended – accompanied by Lego illustrations and comic-style speech bubbles.

Hey, did you know that a lot of the Bible is actually pretty fucked up? Actually, it’s really fucked up.

Real-Life Up House 

Just over a year ago, we saw the first real-life version of something from Pixar’s film Up, in the form of Dug. National Geographic has now gone a few steps further, and created a real-life version of the floating house.

A real-life version of the house from Up.

Read all about it, and see phenomenal pictures, with this The Daily Mail article.

Real Or Fake? (March 14th, 2011 Edition)

Over nine months have passed since the last round of “Real or Fake?“. Now, it’s back to prove to you that we went through the looking glass long, long ago. In this game, you’re asked to decide whether a news item is fact or fiction.

Play along by reading a headline or story summary below, then deciding if you think it’s a real story from a proper news site or a fake, from somewhere like The Onion. After you’ve made your pick, discover the truth and read more by clicking the link.

Get ready to answer the question:

Is It Real or Fake?

BREAKING: Large Air Spill At Wind Farm (Answer)

China Traffic Jam Enters 9th Day, Spans Over 60 Miles (Answer)

Struggling Blockbuster Eliminates Rental Fees (Answer)

Phil Collins Apologizes for Success as He Quits Music (Answer)

The Lost Tribes of RadioShack: Tinkerers Search for New Spiritual Home (Answer)

That’s all for today – how’d you do? Remember, you get one point per correct answer, and there’s no point in actually keeping score.

Three Reasons OFT Isn’t Being Updated Today

Three Reasons OFT Isn’t Being Updated Today

1. The tsunami caused by the massive earthquake in Japan is already leading to enough unfortunate traffic. [Donate]

2. Kidney stones, and the consequent pain and nausea, make it difficult to be funny.

3. Oh. Oops.

The Change Was Probably About $40 

When asked if he had a rule against a player coming out of a game and buying hot dogs at the concession stand, Red Sox manager Terry Francona warily replied:

“No…not if he shares.”

Apparently, Boston Red Sox all-star second baseman Dustin Pedroia put that to the test recently, ordering three hot dogs after leaving a game last week. Better still, no one recognized him, with the cashier only remembering him after she was told he’d paid with a $100 dollar bill.

While humorous, this story is also a perfect illustration of just how meaningless Spring Training is for the fans.

A Tenth of a Buck Short 

After paying the bill for his monthly insurance premium, Septimeo Murray Jr. received a threatening letter from his health insurer. The letter claimed that Blue Cross Blue Shield had not received payment and gave him 60 days to pay, before his coverage would be cut off. So what exactly was the problem? He had paid, so what had Murray done wrong that was going to leave him without health insurance if he didn’t act?

Apparently, Murray’s payment was ten cents short.

And Then There Were None 

Back in October, 20-year-old criminology student Marisol Valles Garcia became the police chief of Praxedis Guadalupe Guerrero when no one else wanted the job. Now, five months later, she has apparently abandoned her post following threats on her life.

Local officials said Ms. Valles had asked for time off work to care for her sick baby, but had not returned on Monday as expected.

The mayor of Praxedis said attempts to contact her had been unsuccessful, and he would take over direct control of the police force.

Local human rights activists told the BBC that Ms Valles and her family had fled to the US after receiving threats.

When there was only one person willing to be the police chief, it was somewhat funny, in addition to being pathetic. When there’s no one, however, that’s just deplorable.

Aim Directly at Foot

HarperCollins, in a seeming effort to cripple fledgling ebook sales, has recently announced a change in their licensing. With this change, libraries will be limited to loaning out an ebook 26 times, after which they will need to purchase it again. HarperCollins feels that a printed book would need to be replaced after 26 loans and thus, putting the same limitation on otherwise indestructible ebooks is reasonable.

Yes, really.

Meanwhile, a quick video shot by some Oklahoma librarians puts the lie to HarperCollins’ claims regarding the deterioration of physical books:

A pristine copy of Neil Gaiman’s Coraline, borrowed 48 times, would have been needlessly re-bought, while Stuart Woods’s Swimming to Catalina, still going at 120 loans, would be on its fifth, pointless reincarnation.

Perhaps HarperCollins’ real mistake was in not issuing shittier-quality printed books for the past few years.

Finally, a serious question for HarperCollins, since they do seem to be listening: If you truly want to extract the proper value for their books, why not charge a small fee per checkout? This would be far more precise, while also preserving (and perhaps enhancing) revenue. It would certainly be more fair to all parties. Perhaps the only hurdle is setting up such a system? If so, consider redirecting the energy currently being wasted artificially crippling digital goods.

A Spider-Based Recall 

Here’s a weird one: Mazda is recalling 52,000 Mazda 6’s, due to a problem which can be caused by spiders weaving nests in the car.

Mazda dealers will inspect and clean up the canister vent line and install a spring to prevent this type of spider from entering the vent line.

I’m not exactly sure how that’s going to work, but I’m picturing some sort of fighter jet ejector seat thing, only sideways and much, much smaller.