This stupid question was spotted on a T ad:

If unicorns aren’t real, why are they at the Museum of Science?

• I guess…they are real. Right? Is that it? That’s it, right? That must be it.

• A live horse + a dead narwhal + Super Glue + alcohol.

• Science, Schmience, that’s why!

• Because you folks have sold out your ideals and purported mission in a sad, vain attempt to attract visitors, whatever the cost.

• Your ad agency really didn’t think this through at all, did they?

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