John Moltz, renowned Internet robot, gives me the business. Admittedly, I phrased this poorly, and it’s not editable now. But everyone who knows me knows I spend the lion’s share of my disposable income on two things: beer and black market liver replacements.

The fact of the matter is that I bought the iPod with a new Mac, and I get a rebate on it. I’ve already got one, so I’m giving Steven Frank’s Internet Garage Sale a try and selling it, effectively giving myself a discount on the Mac.