Amusing Answers

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Earlier this week, I asked an ostensibly rhetorical question via my Twitter account:

  • Is there anything sadder than throwing out expired condoms?

Answers to my question poured in, and I’ve collected my favorites below.

I thought of including this joke in the original tweet, but opted for simplicity and a good setup:

“Tweeting about it ;)”

@majicDave

“Talking about it on twitter?”

@boucher

This one goes poetic:

“It’s the old adage: it’s better to have bought, not loved and tossed then never to [have] bought at all.”

@danagel

While Daniel is more pragmatic:

“Yes. Using them.”

@danielpunkass

This rabid badger might have some illegitimate offspring of which he’s unaware:

“Condoms have expiration dates? Uh oh”

@rabidbadger

And Chockenberry, as always, is delightfully weird:

“DUDE DONT YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE BALOONS WITH THEM WASTE NOT WANT NOT”

@chockenberry

The most disturbing, and also most amusing, however, was this:

“What about throwing up expired condoms?”

@davidcairns

Enjoy the mental image, folks!


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