Earlier this week, I asked an ostensibly rhetorical question via my Twitter account:

• Is there anything sadder than throwing out expired condoms?

Answers to my question poured in, and I’ve collected my favorites below.

I thought of including this joke in the original tweet, but opted for simplicity and a good setup:

“Tweeting about it ;)”

– @majicDave

“Talking about it on twitter?”

– @boucher

This one goes poetic:

“It’s the old adage: it’s better to have bought, not loved and tossed then never to [have] bought at all.”

– @danagel

While Daniel is more pragmatic:

“Yes. Using them.”

– @danielpunkass

This rabid badger might have some illegitimate offspring of which he’s unaware:

“Condoms have expiration dates? Uh oh”

– @rabidbadger

And Chockenberry, as always, is delightfully weird:

“DUDE DONT YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE BALOONS WITH THEM WASTE NOT WANT NOT”

– @chockenberry

The most disturbing, and also most amusing, however, was this:

“What about throwing up expired condoms?”

– @davidcairns

Enjoy the mental image, folks!

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