Rakesh has his citizenship test on Wednesday.

The flight is delayed ten minutes. No, ten minutes. TEN! Look, she’ll call you back.

Sprinkles the Religious Clown will certainly delight the children of your parish!

Sammy had himself a walk just before the trip, but he didn’t poop. [It was unclear whether ‘Sammy’ was a dog, or a young boy. -Ed.]

That is bullshit. No! That is – no. NO. NO. NO. NO! That is BULLSHIT! Hello? HELLO?!