…is definitely not having a Chevy Malibu crushing your lower body.

Eric Cross is accused of drunken driving, battery with a deadly weapon, possession of a stolen vehicle, driving without a license and careless driving for his alleged role in the crash, which occurred October 21, according to the Washoe County Sheriff’s Office.

Drunk driving a stolen car into a house without even having a drivers license. How do you top that?

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