Powerball Letters 

Real answers to real(ly stupid) questions. Highlights include “What do you think about the number 19?” and “The cord of my power ball has become tangled inside the unit…”

It’s worth noting that someone gets paid to do this.

Update (November 8, 2022): The Powerball site has changed greatly, killing the old link of http://www.powerball.com/real-letters.asp. Fortunately, these wonderful letters can be found via the Wayback Machine’s archive of the page.