Ted Wilson is on a mission. He’s reviewing the world, one item at a time. From porcupines to a hat his nephew found on the bus, it’s all fair game. This week, it’s Avatar:

To begin, the film is so phenomenal that when you arrive at the theater, no seats will be available because a group of teenagers will have bought tickets to a film that wasn’t sold out (Old Dogs) so they can sneak into Avatar. Their enthusiasm for the film’s awesomeness won’t be to blame, the awesomeness will be.

I can’t wait for next week – he’s reviewing grapesauce!

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