Overheard in Accenture’s Ad Review Meeting

I spotted this as I was leaving Logan yesterday (ah, airport ads). I’ve got my doubts that it will be there for long, so I snapped a picture.

I’m not much for Tiger Woods jokes (they’re so 2009), but I find myself imagining what will be said in the upcoming review meeting for this ad campaign.

Tiger Woods ad with crocodile

  • “We know what it takes to be a Tiger?” What’s that exactly, bulk purchases of condoms?

  • You guys do know that ‘>’ isn’t actually an accent mark in any language, right?

  • Sometimes you get the gator, and sometimes the gator gets you, I guess.

  • Why does our list of services start with a bullet-point?

  • Man, Elin is scary without her make-up!