Dan Wineman perfectly captures the beginning of the conversation every time I try to go to a restaurant’s website:

Me: (tries to visit a local restaurant’s website via iPhone)
Restaurant website: I require Flash. Fuck off.
Me: I just want to know how late you’re open.
Website: Nope.
Me: But I’m on my phone. Don’t you have a little “HTML Version” link up in the corner or something?
Website: I’m ignoring you.

Click the link to read the whole conversation for much more amusement.

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